Postal RET.
07-12-2009, 06:25 PM
I think it would be remiss on my part to not clarify the confusion surrounding “The Legend”. Or maybe you m8s are just yanking my chain a bit. Ha,ha.
I started a thread awhile back about someone playing on BH1and BH2 under the name “postal”. Before I was “Postal RET.”, I was “Postal” and “a 57yr old guy” in game. I did not want this new imposter “postal” to be mistaken as me, or, his stats to become part of mine on Gametracker. So in my post I said “I don’t care if someone is using that name, lets face it, who would not want to be me. Everyone wants to BE Superman, or Batman, or Postal. Everyone wants to be associated with a Legend.
I, Gale Eggebraaten created “Postal”
The character “Postal” is a little delusional. I on the other hand am NOT!
I don’t think Postal is that good in the game, But he DOES!
HE thinks he is A LEGEND!
Now, I have been married to the same woman for 32 years.
I have bowled a 300 game.
I don’t just want to go to Disneyland, I’ve BEEN to Disneyland.
I hold the record for the Loudest and Longest fart (that’s one fart, not two, fulfilling both world records) Act of God is a witness to this since it woke him out of a sound sleep in another room. I’m NOT saying the fart was an act of God (though it may have resembled an earthquake) but that Act of God was a witness to it.
I do have a Gold Uzi, Gold shotgun, Gold AK47, Gold m60 and Gold Dragunov sniper rifle.
How many other 57 year old guys doYOU know in a clan playing COD4.
If that’s not Legend status, then WHAT IS?
Oh, wait, I mean Postal has the gold weapons, OH NO, now I’m confused! Who, AM I?
Am I the mild mannered family guy retired from the Post Office, or…….. am I….Postal RET., The Legend!
Maybe you better just let him BE “The Legend” if you don’t want him to “Go Postal on YOU! (fofl)(lmao)
Imao,
The one, The only, The original,
Postal RET. (The Legend)
I started a thread awhile back about someone playing on BH1and BH2 under the name “postal”. Before I was “Postal RET.”, I was “Postal” and “a 57yr old guy” in game. I did not want this new imposter “postal” to be mistaken as me, or, his stats to become part of mine on Gametracker. So in my post I said “I don’t care if someone is using that name, lets face it, who would not want to be me. Everyone wants to BE Superman, or Batman, or Postal. Everyone wants to be associated with a Legend.
I, Gale Eggebraaten created “Postal”
The character “Postal” is a little delusional. I on the other hand am NOT!
I don’t think Postal is that good in the game, But he DOES!
HE thinks he is A LEGEND!
Now, I have been married to the same woman for 32 years.
I have bowled a 300 game.
I don’t just want to go to Disneyland, I’ve BEEN to Disneyland.
I hold the record for the Loudest and Longest fart (that’s one fart, not two, fulfilling both world records) Act of God is a witness to this since it woke him out of a sound sleep in another room. I’m NOT saying the fart was an act of God (though it may have resembled an earthquake) but that Act of God was a witness to it.
I do have a Gold Uzi, Gold shotgun, Gold AK47, Gold m60 and Gold Dragunov sniper rifle.
How many other 57 year old guys doYOU know in a clan playing COD4.
If that’s not Legend status, then WHAT IS?
Oh, wait, I mean Postal has the gold weapons, OH NO, now I’m confused! Who, AM I?
Am I the mild mannered family guy retired from the Post Office, or…….. am I….Postal RET., The Legend!
Maybe you better just let him BE “The Legend” if you don’t want him to “Go Postal on YOU! (fofl)(lmao)
Imao,
The one, The only, The original,
Postal RET. (The Legend)