whats your porn name?

[black_widow]

i was in a restaraunt the other day ordering food....mmmm....anyways..i seen this dish...and the name well after reading it a few times i decided to steal and use it for my porn name.....DIRTY DONKEY...lmao who names a food dish that...so what crazy names have you guys seen to apply to this list?

[=GDIC=huiyu22]

King Kong
Burger King
black_widow
Capsicums o.O
black_widow
black_widow
black_widow
hm...theres one more...OH YEAH! black_widow :D

[=GDIC=Denial]

i heard a few i like. STAR WARS!
Darth invade-her.
Obione-com-bone-me.

haha

[SunEdge]

Hawaiian names, (note I'm not from Hawaii)
Comoniwantaleyya
Wanyataceemypiipii
Chinese names,(note I'm not Chinese...)
Cream of Somyongguy soup...that one surprised me when I found out it really was a porn star's name some time or another with different spelling.
Richard Petty...wait wasn't he some sort of race car driver? or was that Tom Petty...

[SunEdge]

i heard a few i like. STAR WARS!
Darth invade-her.
Obione-com-bone-me.

haha
I betcha Darth invader-her would board the death porn star any day =P.
And who knows what the force Obione-com-bone-me could do...his mini-codeine is off the scale...like 1000mlg!!! >.>

[Smaka]

Poke-her-face, get it, lol. Lagy GaGa? :p
Fuck-her and willing.
Slappy Smakah.
Dirk Hornball.
General Fuck.

LOL, this is not me, it was from the top of my head.

[{GDIC}Hangman]

gee i guess my name would be HUNG MAN .... wouldnt it ???

[=GDIC=huiyu22]

lol....hung man :P

[black_widow]

geesus ppl lol i said what would your porn name be....not which ones you heard or seen...atleast hang man got it right......cmon huiyu wake up...and dont say my name so many times...its kinda creepy :P

[VARGASOZ]

OK guys, your doing this all wrong! The way you come up with a profesional porn name is like this:
your street name (earliest you can remeber) + your first pets name = porn name

example. Sunset Blvd + brownie (first puppy) = Sunset Brownie (porn name)

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! try it!:hijack:

[=GDIC=huiyu22]

hey hey....is that your porn name varg ? :D

[SunEdge]

Ok, my Current street is a number and you're not supposed to use numbers so you're supposed to use the cross streets I think, which would mean Alexander Johnson. Then my first's name...this might kill it here...Princess...(a hooded rat who was very much so a princess in aptitude and mannerisms. So that would make me...

Alexander Johnson Princess... XD
Why not switch that to Princess Alexander Johnson! >.>

[VARGASOZ]

LOL, just use one street name.

It's either Alexander princess or Johnson princess or maybe prince johnson.

[SunEdge]

I'll go for Prince Johnson then XD

[VARGASOZ]

No thats not my porn name. My porn name....Treemont Charlie

Treemont st. + Charlie (4pound chihuahua) = Treemont Charlie (porn name)

My porn name is not that funny, but I'm sure some of you guys have hilarious names.

[=GDIC=Reventon]

Plymouth Rd + Ryder (65kg RottieXRidgeback) = Plymouth Ryder

Well at least it sounds kinda right =P

[{GDIC}Paul]

Findon Roxy

hmm, sounds like a chick name, what with roxy and all.

oh well

[=GDIC=huiyu22]

i'd have a weird porn name...

[=GDIC=Reventon]

Care to share?

[{GDIC}RedrumRunner]

OK guys, your doing this all wrong! The way you come up with a profesional porn name is like this:
your street name (earliest you can remeber) + your first pets name = porn name

example. Sunset Blvd + brownie (first puppy) = Sunset Brownie (porn name)

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! try it!:hijack:


:the-gimp:
HAHAHAHA@!@!@ Ow, wow, ok, let me think. My last name use to be Loveless, swear, and they just use to say, "HEY LuvDog" lol. LOL. First pets name was PUGS. It was a little mut. So, haha, how do you think

"LuVdog" would be ? lol............ Ya, didnt think so. lol.
:bath:

[honki007]

OK guys, your doing this all wrong! The way you come up with a profesional porn name is like this:
your street name (earliest you can remeber) + your first pets name = porn name

example. Sunset Blvd + brownie (first puppy) = Sunset Brownie (porn name)

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! try it!:hijack:

that doesnt work for me... street : sheung sze wan road, Dogs name: Kiva...

Sheung sze wan Kiva?

I'd rather be called Hung Lo, Hans Bonaire, Tommy Salami, Zedong Hussein xD Forest hump or even Luke Thighwalker ^^

[=GDIC=huiyu22]

lol mcnab, arent you supposed to be in hockey ? and my porn name would be.............Tai Po Road Derek.....<----weird ?

[SunEdge]

Tai Po Derek works well XD or Derek Tai Po?:weirdo:

[3mo_child]

I am known as the great chinese warlord.....Ooo Flung Dung

[SunEdge]

lol

[Big_Kahuta]

Dude, first things first: Mcnab, your sig is waaaay to big-_____-. Also, if I was going to have a porn name, I"d pick something cheesy like Dr.Bang or something.

[=GDIC=huiyu22]

i like....Mr Richard.

[SunEdge]

Mr. Dick?

[honki007]

rite xD forgot to delete the old sig xP

[epicflail]

Okay, so using your formula my porn name would be: Harrison Norton

But I've also heard you're supposed to take your middle name + the street you live on which would make me: David Langton

That has a nice ring to it, methinks. :)

[SunEdge]

then mine would be James Johnson!

[blackether]

Porn name among friends: Doug Pearl

Varg Style Porn name: Jason Chinook

[Spinal*]

well for me, my family and friends used to call me "palolo" (beautiful) when i was a kid, and my ex's used to call me "papi" (daddy) so my porn name should be beautiful papi lol :D hahahah

[VARGASOZ]

I think those are funny! Epic, nice name.

HOnki007, it would be, shueng kiva, thats like Hung kiva.

LOveless pug!!!!!!!!!! Hqahahahahahah!

sunedge, J. Johnson