{GDIC}Paul
09-04-2009, 09:36 AM
So I was sitting in maths class learning about a WILD TANGENT, while I noticed my buddy in the corner was being a SLACKER. The only reason I'm friends with him is because his dad owns a REVENTON and his mum is this hot as COWGIRL who gets pissed of RED RUM whilst doing a naked RUNNER. I guess when your pissed of your face its only INSTINCT to fuck whatever moves, especially when the male has a BIG KAHUTA.
Anyway, I was dealing with my own thoughts about being SUICIDAL when I thought of how I could execute myself. "Hey" I said in my mind "I could do it HANGMAN style" and then G3N3SIS ran in and said OWNED SOZ because he SMAKA'd my head in. Not realising I had run into the KING OF THIEVES, I was whaling with a Japanese Pirate called KALSUMINE and we were on the hunt for this big ass whale by the name of WHALZ23, known for his VICIOUS temper, much like a T ZILLA (whatever the fuck that is....)
After I realised I wasn't an 3MO CHILD, I walked down to the post office and said "HUIYU" and the dude was like "I'm LORDRIEV muthafucka". After I realised he was just another POSTAL RETard, I walked into the back room where I saw THE KID who licks the envelopes smoking spliffs with some raggedy ass JAGDPANTHER. I was like "Dude wtf" and then some guy jumped down from the ceiling wearing a name badge titled DARKARCKON. Wtf is this place man... The area code was JC01 which to me seemed weird, but then I remembered some punk had given me an EPIC FLAIL to the head. It got way too weird for me so I just jumped on FRANKS NEW BIKE and rode home. When I got up my front stairs, there was this weird HELLSPAWN thing on my doormat and I just said fuck this, PAUL, what did you do to deserve this, and then bam! a haggard ass wizard appeared and said stop this shit before it goes any further and I was like "Who the fuck are you?" and he goes "GANDALF"
The moral of this story is to never read my stories again, cause they way fucked up. Oh, and don't go to the ghetto either, you might run into a HOODBOY.
Anyway, I was dealing with my own thoughts about being SUICIDAL when I thought of how I could execute myself. "Hey" I said in my mind "I could do it HANGMAN style" and then G3N3SIS ran in and said OWNED SOZ because he SMAKA'd my head in. Not realising I had run into the KING OF THIEVES, I was whaling with a Japanese Pirate called KALSUMINE and we were on the hunt for this big ass whale by the name of WHALZ23, known for his VICIOUS temper, much like a T ZILLA (whatever the fuck that is....)
After I realised I wasn't an 3MO CHILD, I walked down to the post office and said "HUIYU" and the dude was like "I'm LORDRIEV muthafucka". After I realised he was just another POSTAL RETard, I walked into the back room where I saw THE KID who licks the envelopes smoking spliffs with some raggedy ass JAGDPANTHER. I was like "Dude wtf" and then some guy jumped down from the ceiling wearing a name badge titled DARKARCKON. Wtf is this place man... The area code was JC01 which to me seemed weird, but then I remembered some punk had given me an EPIC FLAIL to the head. It got way too weird for me so I just jumped on FRANKS NEW BIKE and rode home. When I got up my front stairs, there was this weird HELLSPAWN thing on my doormat and I just said fuck this, PAUL, what did you do to deserve this, and then bam! a haggard ass wizard appeared and said stop this shit before it goes any further and I was like "Who the fuck are you?" and he goes "GANDALF"
The moral of this story is to never read my stories again, cause they way fucked up. Oh, and don't go to the ghetto either, you might run into a HOODBOY.