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black_widow
08-31-2009, 03:36 PM
I was walking home one day when i seen this guy i said " hey man what you doing?" When to my amazement she said "im a COWGIRL". I said "hey my bad after seeing your 10 gallon hat, chaps, and six shooter it was INSTINCT. she replied "why i outta SMAKA you!" i said " hey why you gotta be so VICIOUS, it was an honest mistake. she said " oh a tuff guy you wanna dance....you have HAPPY FEET?" i couldnt back down so i said " lets do this" so i pulled my knife, it was old and kinda JAGD, so she pulled her six shooter. i said " im not scared SHOOT ME" how bout this she replied " lets go fista cuffs" i said" hell yeah bring it on". then from the shadows a guy appeared, i said " hey who is that?" " my friend PAUL" she chuckled. i grinned and said " oh yeah, i have a friend to, his name is CHUCK NORRIS" there chukles grew SILENT...i laughed and said " ROOKIE it will take an ACT OF GOD to save you now" as we approached for ARMAGEDDON they turned and ran, jumped on FRANKS NEW BIKE.


MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT LEAVE YOUR NEW BIKE OUT

epicflail
08-31-2009, 04:04 PM
Well there's 3 minutes I'll never get back.

black_widow
08-31-2009, 04:08 PM
Thank you....me either....its wat happends when your bored

king of thevies
08-31-2009, 07:24 PM
lmao lol nice......only one thing missing.....THEIVES......lol but its cool

Franks new bike
08-31-2009, 07:36 PM
lmao lol nice......only one thing missing.....THEIVES......lol but its cool

Not important.

black_widow
08-31-2009, 07:44 PM
thanks all for reading this lil tid bit i like to call widows theatre lol....or you could say i wasted 2 mins of your life that you will never get back :P

Postal RET.
08-31-2009, 11:15 PM
I liked it. Thanks, do more.

Postal RET

=GDIC=Reventon
09-01-2009, 12:05 AM
Nice, although I recon it would be fair difficult to put REVENTON into it :P

Smaka
09-01-2009, 01:05 AM
Love it. That is what I belive I'm for, SMAKAHing people.

Jagdpanther
09-01-2009, 05:07 PM
I liked it even though Jagd doesnt mean how u used it but its cool.

Vicious
09-01-2009, 10:00 PM
I like it because my name is in there lol.

LordRiev
09-01-2009, 10:34 PM
How would you work LordRiev into that?

I bet you cant ^^

=GDIC=Denial
09-02-2009, 12:49 AM
Awww. wheres mine lol!

=GDIC=huiyu22
09-02-2009, 02:44 AM
Wheres mine :( and arent you supposed to do some fun stuff when your bored? *wink wink*

{GDIC}RedrumRunner
09-02-2009, 07:11 PM
HAHA< Nice.

Damn we have a crazy bunch. LOL> Nice one black_widow .:lmao:

Smaka
09-02-2009, 07:44 PM
Hey, Red, your name fits in, 'Suddenly, she pulled out her RED RUM and did a RUNNER.' LOL.

{GDIC}Hangman
09-03-2009, 02:33 AM
id like to see her "red rum" lol

Smaka
09-03-2009, 03:30 AM
Loooooooooooool!

{GDIC}Paul
09-04-2009, 09:06 AM
Well there's 3 minutes I'll never get back.



Hahaha I love Epicflail :withstupid:

VARGASOZ
09-04-2009, 11:10 PM
That was entertaining. thats a smart post. Keep it up!:reading:

insert toast
09-12-2009, 07:36 AM
lol i could have been so easily slotted in but yeah when your bored it does things to ya!